Literacy lesson for beginners advertisers

At the party, you see a nice guy. You go to him and say: "I'm fun in bed".

This is a direct marketing.

You come to a party with your friends and see a nice guy. One of your friends goes up to him and says, "With her fun in bed."

This is an advertisement.

At the party, you see a nice guy. You rise and straightens dress come up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "Let" and comes closer to him to straighten his tie, and at the same time his hands touch the chest, and then say, "By the way, cool with me in bed."

This is PR.

At the party, you see a nice guy. He comes to you and says, "I heard you are fun in bed."

This is a recognizable brand.

At a party, you see some cute guys. You write all of them notes about how you will be fun in bed.

This is direct mail.

You come to a party and say, "I'm rough in bed, and you will be my third guy this evening."

This is network Marketing.

At the party, you see a nice guy. You go to him and say: "Hi! Know what I had a dream today? I'm lying on silk sheets and are just sick of desire, but on the ground there was not a man! And all my knowledge of the Kama Sutra does not need anyone else. Here .. a horror, what, you're going to take me a couple of lessons? "

This creative approach.

You come to the party, do not dance, do not laugh and just spit at all, wash your hands in the cup, spits on candles stuck into the cake ... All the boys are watching you with lust ...

It's leadership position in the market.

You come to the party, all so beautiful, sexy and confident ... You know that you're the best in bed ... Are you ready to surrender completely free nice guy ... But all the guys snapped some grymza and suck money from them ...

It's Market, baby ...


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